Every match you watch, written down.

Keep a diary of the football you actually sat through. Rate it out of five, review it while you are still annoyed, build lists worth arguing over — and call the scorelines before kick-off.

• Rate and review

  Half-stars, spoiler tags, rewatch flags. A diary entry per match, kept forever.

• Build lists

  Ranked or unranked. “Nights that rewired my brain” is a valid genre.

• Predict, properly

  Points scale with how unlikely your call was. Chalk pays little, upsets pay big.